Dylan has been working here for a while. He's still a mystery to most and with him come many questions. Why does he like that awful sport assholes in Europe call football? How did he get someone to agree to marry him? Is he gay? Is he black? We just don't know. He hosts a magnificent podcast breaking down the dramatic whirlwind that is ABC's hit series The Bachelor called Another Bachelor Podcast. He also hosts another podcast which is almost impossible to find called Big Middle End. He's also a libra.
THE WORLD CUP ISN'T THAT GREAT
Listen. I love soccer. It is the greatest sport on planet earth... objectively, in my opinion. Please stop saying "no one in our country cares" and "no one in our country watches." Simple math will tell you that you're wrong and while we're on the subject, PLEASE stop saying...