Adam opens the show excited for a great 2014. He talks about his lack of plans over the vacation, and some of his short-lived New Years Resolutions. He also rants about his dog Molly shitting in his new backyard, and an incident involving one of his classic cars. Bald Bryan also talks about his time in wine country, and Alison reveals her own resolutions. Next up, the guys take fan phone calls, and Adam talks about online dating, negotiating cars, and Bald Bryan’s sound drops. After the break, Adam plays audio of two similar sounding celebs that he noticed. He then complains about a visit from Dr. Bruce, and our country’s facial hair free-for-all. Alison then starts up the news discussing the polar vortex chilling the nation, as well as Jenny McCarthy’s reactions to people thinking she made up her son’s autism. As the show wraps up, the guys discuss legalized weed in Colorado, and Ke$ha checking herself into rehab.