Adam checks in with the guys about their Thanksgiving weekends, then rants about his own. First, he complains about the ‘special’ pumpkin pie that his sister prepared, and wonders why people keep messing with things that work. He also talks about the proper way to whip cream a pie, and recalls the infamous doughnut discussion. Dr. Bruce is also in studio, and reads a couple of Germany or Florida related news stories about surgeries gone wrong. Adam says he thinks there’s a lot of guinea pigging going on, and that generations both before and after us won’t deal with the same plastic surgery problems we have today. Dr. Bruce continues his Healthwatch segment with warnings about penile trauma. Before Alison starts the news, Adam talks about taking his dog Molly to the dog park, and the ranger who stopped by to write everyone tickets who didn’t have their dog on a leash. Adam rails against nosey neighbors who ruin things for everyone, then comments on some of the Black Friday craziness that occurred over the weekend. Alison then wraps the news discussing the Syracuse sex scandal, and Adam and the gang comment on the cycle of abuse.