Adam opens the show teasing the Porcelain Punisher for not knowing what a ‘chassis’ is. He then talks about hearing decent music for once while getting his haircut, and rants about the fruit roll up suck on his Mom’s ceiling. Later the guys play a round of ‘Tales From The Cheap’. Author Brad Thor enters the studio next, and the gang talks about his new novel, ‘Hidden Order’. They also discuss the problems with socialism, and Bryan and Brad’s shared alma mater, USC. Alison then opens the news talking about Jenny McCarthy joining The View. Later they talk about a new sink urinal, and Dawson chimes in with a story about adult diapers. As the show wraps up, the guys complain about Kris Jenner’s talk show and his rotating co-hosts.