Adam opens the show talking about the multitude of books that were just dropped off at the studio. He also talks about finding a role for Alison in his new movie, and the best way to write a script and make a film. Later, Adam recalls his interview with Rich Eisen, and an obnoxious afternoon trying on costumes that he didn’t care about. Next up, fans call in with suggestions for What Can’t Adam Complain About. Marni Kinrys and Kristen Carney of the Ask Women podcast are in studio next. Adam talks with them about the do’s and don’ts of dating, and Marni discusses getting picked up by Mystery. Alison opens the news talking about the upcoming retirement of David Letterman. They also discuss updates on the Fort Hood shooting, the difficulty of putting makeup on, and an agreement where men will learn to change the tires if women learn to cut their partner’s hair. The show wraps up with a discussion about the decline of soda sales.